Five Sacred Spammers
A Promise Delivered
On the cover of my book, *Overcoming MLM*, I promised you a way to make money sharing this literary masterpiece with anyone still talking to you. This is it. Listen up!
Full Transparency
The only way you're making money helping me promote this book is if other people send cash your way. I don't make enough on book sales to share my profits, so, voilà—a chain letter!
Black Magic at Work
Right now, you might feel an overwhelming urge to pull out your Cash App and send $5 to each of my spammers. This is likely due to them "manifesting" your cash for their, let's say, "unique" goals.
Call Upon St. Spamuel
Want your money back? Here's the sacred process: add your Cash App $cashtag to my list of sacred spammers, and share it far and wide. If people still invite you to social events after this, you are not yet a "true disciple" of Saint Spamuel.
Manifest It!
As you share this page with your name plastered on it, remember: intentionality is the key to prosperity. Visualize what you want, focus your energy, and chant, "Bring me the digital cash!" Who knows? The universe may even throw in some Tupperware for good measure.
Another Way (Yawn)
There's a blander, tasteless way to earn money promoting my book. Become an Amazon Associate, share an affiliate link, and earn a small commission. Riveting, right? Look it up.
Overcoming MLM
Before you start pestering your friends into submission, click the banner below to check out *Overcoming MLM* on Amazon. It's the perfect gag gift for the schemer in your life — buy a copy or five for the next time you get roped into a "tasting" party!
Notice:
I’m an Amazon Associate, so if you click the link below and buy my book, I’ll pocket a some cash — the kind that jingles not the kind that folds.
You could be making serious money like this too — ask me how! Hah!
